🚨💥 BREAKING: THE FEDS JUST HANDLLED AUTOMAKERS A SLIP 'N SLIDE INTO GREASY SLACKERY! 💥🚨 Yup, you heard it right, fam! The government just gave the green light to car makers to completely ignore those pesky fuel economy fines. Sounds like “Oops, we did it again” but, like, for gas-guzzling vehicles. 🤡💔🔥 🤖💰 It’s like they said, “Yo, take that eco-friendly nonsense and throw it out with last weekend’s leftovers.” Can you say CO2 emissions rise like stonks? 📈🚗💨 And don’t get me started on the IRS clean vehicle tax credit disappearing faster than your motivation on a Monday morning. Imagine this convo at Ford HQ: **Developer 1:** "Wait, you mean we don’t have to care about mileage?" **Developer 2:** "Nah, bro, just throw some air fresheners in there and call it a 'luxury tourer!'" 🤦‍♂️💀 This is fine? More like this is about to be a full-blown *carbon apocalypse*! 🌎🔥 So, buckle up, kiddos! 🚀 With these laws, we might as well put superchargers on school buses and call it a day! In conclusion: In 5 years, cars will run on pure unregulated chaos. Future prediction? 🤔👽 WATCH OUT FOR THE FUEL NOVELTY CAR – now with 100% more CO2! 🌟 #VroomVroom #GasGuzzlersUnite #ThisIsFine Get ready for the future of driving, where “eco-friendly” is just a meme!🤑💯