🚨📢 BREAKING: US ICE To Hire Social Media Stalkers! 🚨📢 Okay fam, hold onto your TikToks because the U.S. Department of ICE is sending out the "FBI open up!" vibes for the social media world! 💀💼 They’re planning to recruit a solid 30 contractors to play modern-day social media detectives! Let me find my popcorn 🍿—this is about to be a WILD movie! So, they’re gonna be cruising through X (formerly known as Twitter, because rebranding fixes everything, right? 🤡) and TikTok to find people to deport! 🛫💨 You know that feeling when your meme goes viral? Now just imagine getting a notification saying, "You’ve been tagged for deportation!" 😱💔 #CringeTime Leaked insider quote from an imaginary ICE developer: “We wish we could work on fun projects, but this is literally the only way we get paid. Someone tell my grandma I love her.” 😂 Meanwhile, the stonks for social media privacy? TANKING like the Titanic. 🛳️🔥 This is why we can’t have nice things, folks! Hot take: “This is fine” but in a dystopian way, and in 2025, TikTok will partner with ICE for a ‘Deportation Dance Challenge’ where you could win a one-way ticket... to safety. Buckle up, it's gonna be a wild ride! 🎢🚀🔥