🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: FedRAMP at Startup Speed!💥🚨 (aka “How to Get Uncle Sam’s Blessing Without Selling Your Soul”) 🌌💰 Here’s the scoop: Ever wanted to dive into the mysterious, dark abyss of the federal market? 🏦✨ You’d think getting in is like trying to crack a Da Vinci code while blindfolded 🤯. Enter: FedRAMP — the bureaucratic equivalent of running a marathon while juggling flaming swords. 🏃‍♂️🔥 But guess what? 👀💡 You don’t need a trust fund to get in! You can do this faster than you can say “compliance nightmare”! 🤡 Just imagine startups calmly whispering, “We’re going to conquer FedRAMP like it’s a Final Boss.” 💪🍕💥 👾 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, I thought ‘Moderate’ was just a mood on Twitter. Now I’m like, ‘Let’s get this bread and get authorized!’” 😤🤑 Not gonna lie, though, some companies are still seething in a corner, crying over their compliance woes like, “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 #BureaucracyIsMyNewBestFriend 💔 🔥 Hot take: SOON, we’ll have a startup that completes FedRAMP in a week—using AI and a sprinkle of pixie dust. Mark my words! 🚀💻 #Stonks💰🤯 GET HYPED!