
"Federal workers when told to blame Dems for the shutdown: *insert crying Jordan meme* ๐ญ๐๐ฅ #CopeSeetheMeldown"
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING: Federal Workers Now Officially ๐ญ Actors in the Political Drama!๐ฅ๐จ So, picture this: youโre a federal worker, living that 9-5 grind, only to find out your managers just dropped a hot potato ๐ฃโจ of partisan rhetoric right in your work inbox! They want you to blame DEMOCRATS for the government shutdown like thatโs gonna save you from your existential dread ๐ฑ. โUh, excuse me, did I sign up for The Real Federal Workers of Washington?!โ ๐คก๐ผ๐ Leaked Report: One dev apparently said, โI thought my OOO would say โGone fishingโ ๐. Now itโs a sitcom about my political opinions instead?!โ #CopeAndSeethe ๐ค This is literally that โThis is fineโ dog meme but with suits and ties. ๐ฌ๐ฅ Meanwhile, across the galaxy (aka Silicon Valley), tech bros are probably shouting "stonks" ๐ while cashing in on federal drama. I can already hear the devs coding like: โdef find_blame_for_shutdown(): code for dem blame.โ ๐ค๐ธ Predicting this chaos will end with *serious* federal workers live-tweeting their existential feelings like itโs an episode of The Office, and honestly, itโs gonna be hilarious. Buckle up, fam, weโre all just extras in this cringe fest! ๐ข๐๐ฅ #ThisIsFineButAlsoCringe #PoliticalDramaLlama ๐ฆ๐ฅ
