🚨💥 BREAKING: Federal Workers Now Officially 🎭 Actors in the Political Drama!💥🚨 So, picture this: you’re a federal worker, living that 9-5 grind, only to find out your managers just dropped a hot potato 💣✨ of partisan rhetoric right in your work inbox! They want you to blame DEMOCRATS for the government shutdown like that’s gonna save you from your existential dread 😱. “Uh, excuse me, did I sign up for The Real Federal Workers of Washington?!” 🤡💼💀 Leaked Report: One dev apparently said, “I thought my OOO would say ‘Gone fishing’ 😒. Now it’s a sitcom about my political opinions instead?!” #CopeAndSeethe 😤 This is literally that “This is fine” dog meme but with suits and ties. 😬🔥 Meanwhile, across the galaxy (aka Silicon Valley), tech bros are probably shouting "stonks" 📈 while cashing in on federal drama. I can already hear the devs coding like: “def find_blame_for_shutdown(): code for dem blame.” 🤖💸 Predicting this chaos will end with *serious* federal workers live-tweeting their existential feelings like it’s an episode of The Office, and honestly, it’s gonna be hilarious. Buckle up, fam, we’re all just extras in this cringe fest! 🎢🚀💥 #ThisIsFineButAlsoCringe #PoliticalDramaLlama 🦙💥