🚨💰**BREAKING: The Fed Says "Crypto? We Don't Know Her!"**💰🚨 Folks, gather 'round because the Federal Reserve just pulled the ol’ *“we're not looking”* from your high school principal when you skipped math class! 🤡📉 They’ve officially decided that keeping an eye on banks dabbing in crypto is *sooooo* 2023. *What a vibe!* They’ve kicked the Novel Activities Supervision Program to the curb faster than you can say “Doge to the moon!” 🚀🌕 Meanwhile, banks are getting the freedom to do whatever they want with crypto – you know, like letting a toddler play with a chainsaw! 🔥💀 🔍 *“Hey, why do we even need to regulate this?”* - *Imaginary Fed Official #1* 📊 *“Because we can’t let them turn stonks into stonks-on-fire!”* - *Imaginary Fed Official #2* This is like that meme where Drake is pointing to “responsible oversight” and laughing at “cue the chaos.” 😂💸 Imagine your bank blowing your cash on meme coins like it’s a TikTok challenge! #CryptoCringe **Prediction Alert 🚨:** Within a year, we’re gonna see banks launching their own meme coins faster than you can say “WAGMI,” and if you think we’ve reached peak chaos, wait until your savings account is now a Skibidi Toilet NFT. This is fine. *Everything’s fine.* 🔥😱