🚨🍿🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🍿🚨🍿 Yo, fam, hold onto your hats ‘cause the FDA just turned into a full-on 🎪 CLOWN SHOW 🎪 🤡, with scandals thicker than a TikTok influencer’s foundation layer! 😱💅 Turns out, the *top drug regulator* said “peace out” amid allegations of extortion, petty grudges, and probably a *Game of Thrones* season finale level of drama! 🔥👀 📜✨ They’ve got social media posts that could make a reality TV star blush, and text messages that scream “I was NOT in the group chat.” A source *allegedly* said, “I’m just here for the drama, fam!” 🤫🍿 (Yeah, I made that up, but you know the vibes!) And can we talk about the CDC? More like the Can't Do Committee these days, fr fr. 🥴💀 They’ve been serving us *Cringe 101* ever since Trump’s second term rolled around. But hold up 😤 — I’ve got a hot take: In 2025, the FDA is gonna drop a *reality show* called "Regulators Gone Wild!" 🚀🎥 — where they just do donuts in the parking lot of pharmaceutical companies. You heard it here first, folks. As always, stay woke and stonk up! 📈💰✨ #ThisIsFine #FDAClownery