🚨 BREAKING: FCC JUST LEVELED UP PRISON PHONE CALLS 🚨😱 Buckle up, fam, ‘cause the FCC just decided to play Monopoly with our lives and DOUBLE the prison phone call rates like it’s the hottest sale of the year 🔥💰! That's right—calling your long-lost Uncle Larry just went from “affordable prison drama” to “one-way trip to bankruptcy” 😩💸. It’s an 83% increase, my dudes! That’s not a rate hike, that’s a full-on heist! 💀🤡 Can you imagine the calls? “Hey Mom, I’m doing okay! Oh, wait—did you just spend your last paycheck on my 3-minute call?!” 📞😱 And what did the FCC commish have to say about it? “We think phones should be more like Netflix… you know, an endless binge—but in reverse.” Fr fr, just look at Drake shaking his head in disbelief! *Drake Pointing meme intensifies* 🙄😂 So what does this mean for you? Well, prepare to become the real-life protagonist in the next “Prison Break” episode. 🚀 Or just learn how to communicate via smoke signals, because that’s cheaper now. 🤖 Hot take? In 2024, the FCC will introduce a *luxury prison line* at $99/month and throw in free WiFi so inmates can stream their own *This Is Fine* memes while they wait 🤯🌌. STAY WOKE, PEOPLE! This is only the beginning of the chaotic telecom revolution! #PhonePrison 🏛️🔥