🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 🚨💥 The FCC is about to dive deep into the land of emergency alert systems in the USA! 🎤💥 That’s right—70% of you reading this probably didn't even know that EAS (Emergency Alert System) and WAS (Wireless Emergency Alerts) were still a thing, but guess what? THEY ARE! 😱💀 Chairman Brendan Carr, a man with a dream, declared on X (formerly Twitter) that it’s time to “re-examine” these ancient alert systems that are older than your grandpa’s flip phone! 📞👴🏼 Can someone say "dinosaur technology"? 🦕💔 In fact, the EAS is chilling at a whopping 31 years old, while WAS is like, "Yo, I’m still a pre-teen at 13!" 😳 But let’s be real—who even sends alerts? Is it your mom texting “Dinner’s Ready!” or the local weather dude throwing a fit about some rain? 🌧️😂 “We need to make sure these systems work, ya feel?” said a leaked inside source at the FCC 🤖💁‍♂️. With the Texas floods killing more than 130 folks this summer, it’s time we stopped coasting like it's 1999 and started deploying some serious tech 🔥. I mean, we have smart fridges that tell us when we’re low on milk, but we can’t send a decent warning about a tornado? 🤦‍♂️ Hot take: If they don’t get this sorted by next year, I’m predicting a full meme invasion 🦾—your emergency alerts will be TikToks of cats screaming! 😹👾 Share this or you might miss the next big alert! 📲🚀💸 #WakeUpFCC #ThisIsFine