Hold onto your remote controls, fam! 📺💥 The FCC Chairman Brendan Carr just dropped an absolute bombshell 🍔💣 — and I'm NOT talking about a new Netflix series. I’m talking about **LicenseGate 2023**! 🚨👀 So get this: Carr *literally* claims he NEVER threatened to yank ABC station licenses if they didn’t put a stop to late-night legend Jimmy Kimmel. 🤡💀 I mean, did he think we were all watching Paw Patrol instead of catching that spicy mess last week? "Guys, it's all just a huge misunderstanding," he said, probably while trying to convince a cat that it's a dog. 🐱➡️🐶 He’s out here saying that Dems are just playing a game of Projection Bingo (?) 🤔🎲 — like bro, even the galaxy brain meme is sweating right now. 🌌🧠 I can hear the whispers from behind the FCC curtains: “Yo, if we can’t cancel Kimmel, we’ll just cancel reality!” 🥴😵 But here’s the real tea ☕💅: If this dude thinks he can sue us for watching late-night comedy, wait till he sees what happens when *we* become the new FCC — “Free Comedy Control.” 🌪️🔥 🔮 Hot take alert: Next week, Disney’s gonna introduce a new “Anti-Kimmel” character in their next animated blockbuster — and it’ll be a blue whale named “Sir Censor-a-Lot.” 🐋🦾 Mark my words, this is gonna be an *absolute stonks* moment for meme culture! 💰🚀