🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: FCC Attempts to Make Your ISP Bill Less Transparent! 💀💰💩 So, the FCC is out here like: "Why should consumers have ITEMIZED bills that show what the heck they're paying? 🤔📜 That's just too much info!" Their latest proposal is basically telling ISPs, "go ahead, charge whatever you want! Who cares if consumers see the hidden fees lurking in the shadows? 😱👻" The whole thing sounds like a sitcom plot where the ISPs are the main characters, lounging in their fancy chairs with $100 bills raining down all around them 💸💸💸. Meanwhile, the consumers? Just vibing with their “this is fine” meme face as they try and figure out why their internet is slower than dial-up on a good day. 🤡🚀 A leaked quote from an imaginary FCC official, who we’ll call Max "The Confuser" McFee, says: “Why give customers the ability to compare prices? They might become informed and then—*gasp*—not overpay! Can't have that!” 😱🤖 And let’s be real, this whole move is beyond cringe. The ONLY thing we’ll be comparing is how many hidden fees we can find in our bills! 🔍💥 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Somewhere in the future, we’ll have to initiate an UNDERGROUND movement to decode our own bills like some sort of tech scavenger hunt. Get ready for that sweet, sweet treasure hunt, folks! 🧐🦜💪 #HiddenFeesAreTheNewBlack