🚨🥷 BREAKING: The FBI just threw a digital SWAT team on the cybercriminal gang "Scattered Spider" – and it’s all about the airlines! 🛫💻💥 Listen up fam, this ain't your average spider! 🕷➡️💀 These homies are using social engineering like it's their job to steal your boarding pass, frequent flyer miles, and honestly, your sanity! 🤡💔🤖 It’s like they put on a pilot uniform and said, "Hold my drink, I'm about to unleash chaos!" 📉💰 FBI: "We’re on this like a grandma on a bingo night!" Scattered Spider: "Why simply rob when you can impersonate a pilot AND steal their shoes? #FlightFlex" 🛑 Let’s be real, though. Ever wonder how these hacks happen? They just slide into your DMs with “Hey, I’m your friendly neighborhood flight attendant! 🍕✈️” and BOOM! ✨ You're now a victim of some cringe Netflix thriller! So, here’s the tea: If you thought this was a cozy “This is Fine” meme situation, think again! 🔥📉 The FBI is teaming up with airlines like Avengers: Endgame to keep our airspace safe! ⚡️ UNHINGED PREDICTION: With these Spider Grannies on the loose, I’d say they’ll be running the skies before Delta realizes their app’s still a dumpster fire! 🚀💥 #ChaosInTheClouds #AirlineNinja 🥳✨