🔥🚨 BREAKING: The Epstein Prison Video Just Went *POOF* Like My Motivation on Monday Mornings! 👀💀 So, buckle up fam. According to the metadata (yup, that's a fancy word for "what the nerds track"), it turns out that almost 3 MINUTES of Jeffrey Epstein's prison shenanigans are MISSING! Like, where did that time go? 🕒💨 Did the FBI take a snack break? Did they lose it in the Bermuda Triangle?🛳️💫 I mean, this is basically like when your internet cuts out during a heated game of Among Us, and you miss the crucial *suss* moments. 🚀🤡👻 One anonymous developer was heard saying, "This is fine" while sipping his coffee ☕ “Can you believe it? They cut the best bits! Like who needs a villain origin story when you can just watch the FBI basement's best bloopers reel?” 😂💩 I don't know about you, but I'm just saying: if we can cut out time on a government video, can we also cut out all the cringe tech ads on YouTube? 🤦‍♂️💔 So here's the hot take: In 10 years, we’ll find out this was all a cover-up for the world's worst magic trick— "and for my next act, I’ll make accountability disappear!" 🪄✨ Catch you on the flip side when the next scandal drops! Stay woke, fam! 🌊💅#EpsteinHoudini #FBIFlop