🚨🕵️‍♂️ BREAKING: Nintendo’s *Big Brother* just hit the *Dinger*! 🎮💔 In a move that’s got pirates shaking in their boots like Captain Hook on a bad trip, the Feds just seized the notorious ROM haven, Nsw2u! 🚢💥 That's right, the FBI just served a Warrant of NO FUN 🍭 on the download den of dreams where Switch fanatics were getting their (illegal) game on! Imagine you’re scrolling through that site, ready to dive into Mario’s world, and BAM! You’re hit with a “THIS SITE HAS BEEN SEIZED” notice 👀🚫. In a statement that sounds like it was written by the world's coolest uncle, a "leaked" developer quote reads: "We thought our hideouts were safe, but guys, the cops are *based* on this one!" 🤣💀 Nintendo has been on a holy quest to stomp out piracy faster than Bowser on a bad day! Stonks 👆 for legal game sales, but the vibes are 🔥🔥. The only thing getting pirated now? Dreams of playing *Zelda* without dropping a stonking load of cash 💰💸. So what’s next? I predict an *Epic Battle Royale: Nintendo vs. FBI* where the winner gets to *delete* all the Shrek memes on the internet! 🤡💀😏 #EpicDoomsday #NoCopypastaAllowed