🎤👀 BREAKING: FBI Warns the Wolves of UNC6040 & UNC6395 Are After Your Salesforce 😱💰! That’s right, fam! Forget Netflix and chill, it's now 🔥FBI and REEL IN YOUR DATA🔥 time because these cyber crooks are treating your Salesforce like it’s a buffet! 🍽️💀 In case you missed it, these dudes have the finesse of the Joker and the planning of a deranged raccoon – they’re hitting up our beloved Salesforce platforms like they’re grabbing free samples at Costco.💸 The FBI's giving us a heads up, because apparently, being robbed blind isn't part of the *cloud* service plan. ☁️😂 One FBI agent was heard muttering, "I guess hacking Salesforce truly is the new black. 😎" No cap, if these hacks were a TikTok dance, they’d be going viral faster than you can say “data breach!” 💃🕺 So grab your tinfoil hats folks, because this is just a warm-up. My unhinged prediction? By 2024, UNC6395 will launch an NFT collection of your stolen data and we’ll treat it like fine art. Alienware will sponsor it for some reason. 🚀👽 Stay safe out there and remember: 🚨 If you see strange activity, just treat it like this is fine 🔥 meme — it might keep you from seething in a corner! 🤡💀 #CyberChaos #DataNetflixAndChill