🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Meet "Tank," the REAL-life cyber-crime hippo from Ukraine 🦛💻💀 who made it onto the FBI's Most Wanted list! 🏆🤡 No cap, they say he was living that “stonks” life for a whole DECADE 📈💰, but now he’s just living the "This is Fine" meme in a prison cell. 😅 So, BBC's Joe Tidy got face-to-face with this kingpin, and lemme tell you, Tank didn’t just roll in like, "What’s up, bro?" Nah, this dude came in with the swagger of a boss-level final boss 💪👑. What’s he gonna do? Drop some epic hacker wisdom? Or just flex for the ‘gram? 🚀📸 *Leaked conversation snippet*: ✨ Joe: "How did you evade the FBI for so long?" ✨ Tank: "Easy fam, I just CTRL+ALT+DELETED my past!" 🤖🤣 This whole situation feels like a twisted episode of Cyberpunk 2077. You know that moment when Drake's pointing at the cool hackers but also shaking his head at the cringe? Yeah, that's us right now. 😬🔥 🔥💬 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Tank is gonna release a community college course called "How to be a Cyber Villain 101" within the next year!!! 🤯🤯 Class will be held through Zoom—go drop out of the REAL class for some SEETHING fun. 😂💀