🚨🔥 BREAKING: FBC: Firebreak is like if Control and a TCP/IP textbook had a baby, and that baby was REALLY boring! 🤡💀 Like fr, Remedy Entertainment just released this first-person co-op shooter that feels like it was cooked up in a corporate break room with a side of LAME. 🤦‍♂️ So here we are, battling the Hiss, which is basically just a bad case of the Mondays but with more zombies and less caffeine. ☕️💀 You're rolling with a three-person squad that feels more like "The A-Team" but without any cool explosions or charisma. I'm talking, roles like mechanic, water carrier, and electrician. 👀🔧💦 Like, thanks for fixing the leaking roof bro, but can we PLEASE stop the Hiss from turning Bob into a mindless monster? Stonks to zero! 📉💰 And don’t even get me started on the objectives! Destroying Post-it notes? Fixing fans? More like *I’m a fan of NOT playing this game.* 😭🌀 Developer Quote Leak: "We wanted that Control charm... but then we lost it somewhere between the DMV and filing taxes." 😂🎮 In the end, this is fine! 🚒🔥 My hot take? This game gets SO boring it actually becomes a sleeper agent for napping. The real objective here is to put you to sleep faster than a Netflix binge! 🥱💤 #FBCFirebreak #SnoozeCity