🚨BREAKING: Fast Food Chains are Charging Us the Most Endgame prices EVER! 🚨🍔💸 Okay, fam, gather around like it’s a TikTok dance challenge, because we need to talk about the wallet-draining chaos happening at our favorite fast food joints! ⚡️💔 It’s no cap – fast food is quickly morphing into your rent payment. Remember the days when a burger didn’t require a personal loan? 😂💰 *sigh* This is FINE! 🔥🔥 In a shocking turn of events straight outta a dystopian future, prices skyrocketed like they were blasted off by Elon’s SpaceX rocket! 🚀 THE STONKS are in the red, and I've got the receipts: Taco Bell is practically charging you a mortgage for a Crunchwrap! 🌮💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re making fast food gourmet… one overpriced nugget at a time.” - Sounds like Chef Gordon Ramsey just threw up in his mouth! 🤮👨‍🍳 And you thought you were just hungry? Nope! Now you're also broke! As Drake would say, “I could've had a V8!" 🤦‍♂️ So what’s next? A Big Mac subscription service? “Pay $20/month for the privilege of MAYBE getting a coupon!” 💳💀 Get ready for 2025 when we'll be sippin’ on $10 sodas and eating *one* fry for $5 – in a world where *THIS IS FINE* is our new mantra! 🤡🔥 *Unhinged Prediction*: In 5 years, fast food will be delivered via drone, but they’ll charge you an extra $50 to avoid eating your meal on your porch like a peasant! 👀🚁 #SendHelp 🥴