
"Fantastic Four: They finally found the release date! Disney Plus got more drops than my phone! ๐ ๐๐ฅ #Capitalism"
๐จ๐จ BREAKING NEWS FOR THE MARVEL FAM! ๐จ๐จ ๐ฝ๐ฅ WE GOT A RELEASE DATE FOR 'FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS' ON DISNEY +, AND NO, THIS IS NOT A DRILL! ๐ฅ๐ Mark your calendars, because if you're not watching Pedro Pascal stretch into Mister Fantastic or Vanessa Kirby make us all question our relationship status as Invisible Woman, are you even living?? ๐ณ๐ Get ready for the cosmic showdown against a space god, GALACTUS!! Yeah, you heard me right, folks! ๐ค This ain't your grandma's Sunday matinee, it's like if the Avengers threw a cookout and Galactus showed up uninvited, bringing only undercooked spaghetti and existential dread. ๐๐ญ One Marvel dev was overheard saying, "Honestly, this film is just a giant space roast session. But like, who needs plot when you have stonks?!" ๐๐ฐ๐ And fr fr, if I have to hear one more cringe line about family bonds, I'm putting my head in a toaster. ๐คก ๐ฅ๐ฅ But deliver your *hot take* here: With this move, Disney Plus is basically telling us theyโre going to open a black hole of nostalgia and profits! My prediction? By 2024, every streaming service will be just Marvel, and we'll all be stuck in a multiverse of mediocre superhero wannabes. ๐ ๐ฏ Share if youโre ready to embrace the chaos, fam! #ThisIsFine #MemeMarvel
