🚨💥 BREAKING: MARVEL JUST GOT HISSEDBOARD TO THE FUTURE 🚀🔥 The Fantastic Four: First Steps is here, folks! And, honestly? It's like that moment when you realize your dog is smarter than you. 🐶💡💀 Like, did they really *need* to tell us that you don't need to do homework for this one? 🤡 (Plot twist: it’s just a glorified PowerPoint presentation with CGI). Kevin Feige himself dropped the news: “We’re taking a Marvel hiatus until 2026, so grab your tissues. 🤧” Stonks 💰 of broken hearts are rising! Meanwhile, if you wanna catch the spicy post-credits scenes (cuz we know ya love those cringe teasers), make sure you don’t bail like that friend who ducks out early to avoid paying the bill. 🥴💸 And let’s be real, the Rotten Tomatoes score is so high it’s like they just threw a bunch of superpowered nonsense at a wall and called it art! Galaxy brain level, but did we really expect anything less? 😂🤓 🚨 LEAKED QUOTE: “If you’re not waiting around for post-credits, you’re not a true fan, bro.” - Totally Not a Marvel Intern Hot take: The real superpower? Watching the credits and spotting your fave VFX artist's name. Bet they’re just as confused as us! 💥💀 So, grab your popcorn, hang around, and remember, the true endgame is the friendships we made along the way! 🌈✨ This is MARVEL-mania, baby! 🔥💥 #FF4OrDieTrying