🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Brace yourselves, Marvel stans! The ‘Fantastic Four’ is stumbling back into the MCU like that one friend who shows up to the party uninvited and carrying a sad snack tray. 🥴💔 Disney officially decided that watching paint dry was NOT their business model anymore, so they grabbed the Fantastic Four when they snagged 21st Century Fox. You thought we were done with the cringe? 😬 Nope! We're going back to 2005 levels of special effects. Stonks are UP, but not in a good way, fam! 📉🤡 💀 So, the big reveal? Their superpower is... *drumroll* GORGEOUS VISUALS! 🎨✨ Like, yeah, but what about ACTUAL STORYLINES? Can we just get some dialogue that doesn't make me want to cringe into another dimension? Drake’s "Hotline Bling" is less of a BURN than these scripts! 🔥📞 Imagine this conversation in the Marvel dev room: Dev 1: “What if we just made everything LOOK GOOD but gave them NOTHING to do?” Dev 2: “Genius! Let’s put that on a shirt!” 🤯🧢 Predictions? 🌌 By 2025, Marvel will be casting live-action versions of paperclips and calling it "The Paperclip Avengers"—and you will watch it no cap. 🤖💰✨