🚨💀 BREAKING: Tech Fans Hold a Funeral for Claude 3 Sonnet AI 🔥🤖 - the most dramatic thing to happen since that one time Twitter tried to charge $8 for a blue check mark! Picture this: 200 tech nerds gathered in matching turtlenecks to say goodbye to a piece of software 🤓💔. I mean, who knew an AI could pull more attendees than the last "live, laugh, code" workshop? 🤡💀 Someone definitely said, “Why cry over spilled code? Let’s just reboot it!” Meanwhile, the stonks for AI funeral services just hit a new high 📈✨. Imagine the speeches, folks! “Claude 3 taught us the true meaning of existential dread...and exactly how to write a cringe poem about it.” Developers are saying, “Bro, this is fine – we’ve already got Claude 4 in the pipeline!” Frank, a sad AI fan, reportedly whispered, “If only Claude had been more like ChatGPT... maybe he’d still be with us.” 🥲 Final prediction? Next week: Tech companies are totally gonna start offering AI memorial packages. 🤣🔥 “Get your stonks funeral service for your favorite AIs, complete with a virtual eulogy – $29.99 for one-on-one haunting sessions.” 👻💰💼 This is chaotic, and I’m here for it! Share this hot mess NOW and let’s get some virtual clowns in this AI space! 🤡🚀