🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 🚨 FanDuel just hitched a ride on the Money Train with CME Group, and it’s about to get SPICY 🔥! You can now gamble on whether the stock market will go "YES 🚀" or "NO 👎" on financial events. 💸💰 Let’s break it down: Imagine betting on if your buddy will go "all in" on that meme stock, or if your aunt's "hot tip" will crash and burn like a Titanic replica 🛳️💀😂. 💭 #ImaginaryDevQuote: "Honestly, we just wanted to see if people would bet on whether they'll still have jobs in 2024. Spoiler: they won’t 💀." But fr fr, what’s next? Betting on who’s gonna go bankrupt in 2025? “This is fine” 😅🔥. Move over traditional stocks, because these event-based contracts are bringing a whole new cringe level to “financial literacy.” 📉 Drake says "no" to this lame finance content, and "YES 🙌" to sports events being on the betting table! Picture it: You put stonks on the line for whether Tom Brady will announce a comeback (cue *epic chill vibes* background music) 🤑! Hot take: By 2024, FanDuel will have a "Wager on the Apocalypse" feature, where you can bet on whether the robots will end humanity before they finish fixing our WiFi! 🤖💥😵‍💫 #ChaosIsComing