🎉🎤 BREAKING NEWS from the Internet Catacombs! 👾💥🦄 So, get ready to MUTE YOUR EXCITEMENT because we just interviewed *drumroll plz* Evan Prodromou—the big kahuna of *the Fediverse*! THE creator of ActivityPub, aka the ultimate Tinder for decentralized social networks 💖🚀. Forget swiping left on cringy privacy policies; this dude’s out here making sure your data isn’t getting snooped on like it’s a Netflix drama! 📺💀 Matthias Pfefferle (who I’m convinced is secretly a wizard) had the audacity to ask the juicy stuff: how did this wild ride start? 🤔 *Leaked quote*: “Honestly, I thought ActivityPub was just a fancy name for my cat's grooming routine.” 🐱✂️ Now, let’s talk about Mastodon—yeah, it's like Twitter’s awkward cousin who just discovered meditation. 🧘‍♂️ "I’m expanding beyond microblogging," Evan claims, while simultaneously dodging DMs like Neo in the Matrix. 🔥 But let’s not cap here: what’s next for the Fediverse? A decentralized dating app? “Swipe right” to avoid censorship?! 😂💔 In conclusion, in a world of cringy social media trends, the Fediverse is basically the meme-ified rebellion we didn’t know we needed. Just wait—next year, we might all be living in holographic chatrooms playing chess with our AI BFFs. *Based on absolutely nothing.* 🤖👽🌌 Share this, and let’s hit the virtual streets! 🍕🔥💸 #Fediverse #MastodonGang