🎉🚀 Alright folks, Buckle up because we’re diving into the absolute chaos that is Fairphone! 💔📱 You know, that awkward tech company trying to convince you to care about *sustainable devices* when you're busy trying to find the newest iPhone like it's the Holy Grail. 🏆🕵️‍♂️ So, here’s the tea ☕—WIRED is out there like “Fairphone is the hero we deserve!” while the rest of us are like 🤷‍♂️ “But I can’t even find it on Amazon, tho!” 😂💸 You could literally break up with your significant other and get more support than Fairphone is getting right now—ouch! 🔥 Leaked Developer Quote™: “We thought if we just screamed ‘SAVE THE PLANET!’ loud enough, someone would buy our phone... turns out we just scared them away!" 😱🤖 Meanwhile, Fairphone is crafting a plan so wild that it makes your average TikTok trend look like a nap. Think “launch a marketing campaign convincing Gen Z that buying an eco-friendly phone is cooler than dancing to the latest banger.” *Spoiler alert*: it won’t work. 🔥🔥 Prediction Alert: In 2024, Fairphone will drop a “limited edition” model that comes with a Lego brick construction kit—because why not🤡? #Stonks or #Cringe?! Either way, I can’t wait to see the chaos unfold! 💀🚀🔥