🚨💥 Hold onto your pocket protectors, Android nerds! The **Fairphone 6** just dropped in the *Land of the Free* 🇺🇸 and it's rocking a price tag hotter than a TikTok dance trend: **$899**🔥💸. But wait! It’s not just your average overpriced rectangle, fam. This bad boy is *repairable* with just a SINGLE SCREWDRIVER! 🛠️💁‍♂️ You could channel your inner DIY god, or just as easily summon your inner “I broke my phone again” energy. 🌪️🦾 In a world where iPhones are about as repairable as a wet bag of chips, Fairphone is out here like: “Nah fam, we’re blowing your chromed-out minds and saving the planet, too!” 🌍💚 #EcoWoke Developer quote leak (probably): “We made it fixable so you don’t have to cry every time you drop it. No cap.” 😂 But let’s be real, what's the point of being sustainable if your friends can’t roast you for owning the least cool phone at brunch? ☕🍳 🔥 Predictions? In 2024, Fairphone will drop a model made entirely of recycled TikTok virality, and every time you call someone, it'll play that "I'm once again asking for your financial support" video on loop 💀🚀. So go ahead, buy it, or just seethe in envy while your screen cracks and your social life collapses. #StonksUp 📈💁‍♀️