🔥📱💥 BREAKING: FAIRPHONE 6 SCORES A 💯 ON REPAIRABILITY?! YO, YOU GUYS ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE ANOTHER “CRAPPHONE”?! 🛠️💀 So, the Fairphone 6 just rolled into town like a repairable superhero, and iFixit is throwing 10s like it’s the freaking Olympics! 🤹‍♂️ But hold up, did they just say “no more tool-free battery swaps?” 👀🔥 Who knew swapping cells would require more tools than your uncle’s shed?! One T5 Torx screwdriver and seven screws stand between you and your new banger battery. 😅💪 But hey, Fairphone says you can reboot in 2 MINUTES! That’s faster than me trying to fix my last relationship! 💔😆 📦💔 All you gotta do is avoid messing with the mainboard glue—like co-parenting with an ex, just don't do it. 🤐💔 And don’t forget, parts are gonna be drop-kicked your way from Fairphone and iFixit! “Man, I just wanted to swap my battery without a degree in engineering,” said *every millennial ever* 🤦‍♂️💯. Fairphone’s vibe is MAD based, but let’s be real, this is the phone version of “this is fine” while playing Jenga with your sanity! 💥🌌 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Fairphone will launch a model that swaps batteries via telepathy. GIVE ME MY STONK POOL WITH A SIDE OF CHAOS, PLEASE! 🚀💰👀