🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS, FAM! 🔥🚨 Get ready to have your mind absolutely MELTED by the latest phone drop from the chickens of tech, Fairphone! 💀🤡 Say goodbye to flashing lights and TikTok scrolls and hello to... the Fairphone 6! 📞✨ It’s like they took a light bulb, added some screws, and said, “Let’s make this thing modular!” 🤖💪 You can switch out parts like you switch out your Tinder dates! 😏💔 But WAIT! There’s MORE! This baby comes with a minimalist mode that’s basically just your phone going: “BREATHE, my dude.” 🧘‍♂️💨 It’s like being unplugged but still able to text your mom about your emotional well-being. #ThisIsFine But listen, fam, let’s keep it 100. If you're buying a Fairphone for *minimalism*, you better have at least two avocado toasts in your fridge. 🥑🥴 In the leaked words of an actual Fairphone dev (right before getting hit with a "please don't embarrass us" sign): “Why have chaos when you can have repairable chaos?” 🙃✨ So what’s next? Fairphone 7: Now with detachable solar panels and an emotional support robot! 🤯🚀💰 This is either a brilliant move or a madman’s last stand. I’m betting on chaos. PLACE YOUR BETS! 💥💣 #Stonks #GoGreenOrGoHome