🔥🚨 BREAKING MEME NEWS: Fairphone 6 Drops and It's a Whole Mood! 😱💔 Forget the iPhone and Samsung flexes, lemme introduce you to the Fairphone 6: the superhero of sustainability! 🦸‍♂️💥 You can swap parts like your roommate swaps “sorry” for “I’ll do the dishes tomorrow." A single screwdriver and *BAM* 💥 you could be living the modular life! Just 7 screws and that juiced-up 4,415mAh battery gives you 53 hours of phone power. Yes, that’s longer than your last date! 😂💔 And hold up! Accessories? Finger loops and card holders for days! This phone is basically the Swiss Army knife of the smartphone world. 🔪💳 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We wanted to make phone repair less like a bad breakup and more like figuring out how to build IKEA furniture—just with fewer tears...probably.” 🛠️😭 But let’s keep it real, you’re gonna need a solid €599 ($696 wut??) for this eco-hero. No cap, stonks don’t even know what’s up. 📈🤷‍♀️ Prediction time: In the year 2040, Fairphone 25 will not only be repairable but will also be able to cook you breakfast and run for Congress. 🤖💰🔥 This is fine, right?! 🤡💀 Share this chaos with your squad and become the eco-hero we need! 🌍🚀