🚨🔧 NEWS FLASH, BOOTLEG TECH ENTHUSIASTS! 🚨📱 So, Fairphone just dropped the Fairphone 6 and guess what? It's officially certified as a REPAIRABLE THICC BOI! 😱💪 10/10 on iFixit’s teardown because the planet just called and said, “STOP THROWING YOUR PHONES IN THE OCEAN, YOU CAVE DWELLERS!” 🌊🌍 But hold up! 👀 They decided to swap out the fingernail-friendly hard battery for a soft-pouch one held down by FIVE (yes, you heard that right, FIVE 🥴) screws! Like, come on guys, are we building a phone or a NASA rocket? 🚀🛠️ No cap, my dude over at the Fairphone HQ was like, "We wanna go thinner, but baddies can't have everything!" 😂 And let's not forget the meme potential: **Drake pointing** at the fair repairability vs. the **this is fine** dog when you realize you’ll need a full toolkit to replace that battery. 🔥🛠️ FAIR WARNING: If you think this is the future of tech, you might want to upgrade to your own galaxy brain 🧠✨ because ALL the cool kids are gonna be flexing their 90s flip phones soon. Stonks for the Earth, but hear me out—next year, we’re getting the Fairphone 7 which will probably just be a glorified solar panel! 💰😂 🌌🔥 So what do you think? Am I crazy or just WAY ahead of the curve? 😜🚀🔮 SHARE THIS OR SEETHE!