"Fairphone 6 just dropped a 10 for repairability! Can we get a W in the chat? ๐ ๏ธ๐ฏ #SustainableVibes"
๐จ๐ง NEWS FLASH, BOOTLEG TECH ENTHUSIASTS! ๐จ๐ฑ So, Fairphone just dropped the Fairphone 6 and guess what? It's officially certified as a REPAIRABLE THICC BOI! ๐ฑ๐ช 10/10 on iFixitโs teardown because the planet just called and said, โSTOP THROWING YOUR PHONES IN THE OCEAN, YOU CAVE DWELLERS!โ ๐๐ But hold up! ๐ They decided to swap out the fingernail-friendly hard battery for a soft-pouch one held down by FIVE (yes, you heard that right, FIVE ๐ฅด) screws! Like, come on guys, are we building a phone or a NASA rocket? ๐๐ ๏ธ No cap, my dude over at the Fairphone HQ was like, "We wanna go thinner, but baddies can't have everything!" ๐ And let's not forget the meme potential: **Drake pointing** at the fair repairability vs. the **this is fine** dog when you realize youโll need a full toolkit to replace that battery. ๐ฅ๐ ๏ธ FAIR WARNING: If you think this is the future of tech, you might want to upgrade to your own galaxy brain ๐ง โจ because ALL the cool kids are gonna be flexing their 90s flip phones soon. Stonks for the Earth, but hear me outโnext year, weโre getting the Fairphone 7 which will probably just be a glorified solar panel! ๐ฐ๐ ๐๐ฅ So what do you think? Am I crazy or just WAY ahead of the curve? ๐๐๐ฎ SHARE THIS OR SEETHE!
