🚨💡 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Facebook is dropping the PASSWORD like a hot potato! 🥔💥 That's right, forget all those “Your password must be at least 56 characters and contain a hieroglyph.” 🙄💀 Say hello to PASSKEYS, the futuristic magic wand that’s here to fix your life! 🪄✨ Imagine a world where you can finally ditch the “Forgot Password” button that’s been haunting your DMs for ages. Instead, ya just waltz into your account like: *Drake pointing to a sunset, $t0nks* 🚀👇💰 #LivingTheDream So what’s the tea? ☕️ Rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg (who may or may not have been turned into a lizard) was overheard saying, “Honestly fam, passwords are so last decade. Let’s just let the users delegate their soul’s worth to the *cloud*.” 😬👀 We’re predicting this will revolutionize the internet OR it will *Panic! At The Data Center* as hackers run wild. 🏃💨🔥 But for real, my guy, if Facebook can do this without turning everyone into a human harvestable data farm, I'll officially crown them the meme lords of 2024. And if it goes wrong? Let’s just say we might need to build a bunker and prepare for the chaos… 😱🏴‍☠️💣 ***This is fine.*** 🌈✨