🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH LAND🌐: Facebook's Algorithm Update is here to *actually* show you Reels you might like—YES, even if they are made by our robot overlords 🤖💔! In a recently leaked Zoom call, VP of product Jagjit Chawla was overheard saying: “We're tuning the algorithm so you don't have to watch your Aunt Karen’s vacation slides for the 47th time. Let’s just sprinkle in some AI magic!✨” 🤡 But let’s be real, no cap, if you think this is gonna save you from AI-generated cringe, 🤦‍♂️ you're seething. Like, is anybody really gonna be excited when the algorithm starts churning out Reels that look like they were made in a dystopian art school? 🎨💀 *Drake pointing meme* at that one! And honestly, this is fine 🙃 - because the only Reels I want to see are cats sipping tea or conspiracy theories about how Mark Zuckerberg is actually a cyborg. If I wanted AI, I'd use ChatGPT to write my memoir! 📖🔥 🚀🔥 HOT TAKE: In the next 12 months, Facebook will abandon all subtlety and just straight-up hire a robot to run the whole platform. GOOD LUCK, HUMANITY! 💰✨ Now go share this while you can! 😜💥