💥BREAKING: Zuck’s latest scheme to save your Feed from being a dumpster fire! 🔥🚀 Facebook is putting the HULK SMASH on those copycat accounts that are about as original as a gabagool sandwich at an Italian wedding. We’re talking spam worse than grandma's forwarding chain mail! 📧👵💀 👀💡 So here’s the tea, fam: Facebook is like “Nah bro, we want genuine content. No more knock-off baloney that makes our algorithm look like it’s failed preschool!” 🎈✌️ According to our *very credible source* (a.k.a. a guy who once brushed shoulders with a coder at Comic-Con), “We need to reward the tired artists who are STILL trying to make memes from 2009🎨. No cap!😩” Like, just imagine: instead of scrolling through 800 low-effort TikTok dances on your Feed, you might see ACTUAL ART. 🌈🤯 This is that galaxy brain moment where creative minds take over and Facebook becomes a super hipster art gallery! 🖼️🏆 But let’s get real – this sounds like a cope 💔. *Can* you even “boot up” creativity in the land of paid ads and influencer wannabes? 🤖💸 Stonks? More like FLUNK. 📉 In conclusion, I predict Zuckerberg is *low-key* plotting to launch a Metaverse art exhibit where the only entry fee is a cringe compilation of your most embarrassing TikToks. What a time to be alive! 🔮🤡 #FacebookForCreatives #EternalChaos