"Facebook: ‘Your camera roll is our new playground’ 🤖📸 ✋ No cap, this is a whole new level of cringe! 😬💀🔥"
💀💻🚨 BREAKING: Facebook is now your personal AI photobomb buddy! 🚨💻💀 In the latest episode of "What Could Go Wrong?" Meta is planning to sneakily peek at your camera roll (👀) so their A.I. can suggest "artsy" collages. Because who doesn’t want their cringey selfies turned into digital Picasso masterpieces?? 🎨🤡 *Leaked developer quote*: “We just want to ensure your middle school angst is captured in 4k!” 😂✌️ But, like, can they chill with the “opt-in” nonsense? No one **asked** for your AI to be the nosy aunt at the family reunion! *Drake pointing meme* “Do NOT scan my phone.” 🚫📸 Hold up, though! This is basically Silicon Valley's version of "this is fine." 🔥 You think they’ll stop at collages? 🤔 Next, they'll be suggesting memes from your naked vacation pics, and we KNOW that’s gonna go viral 🥴. So, here’s my hot take: Facebook will legit start turning your most embarrassing photos into NFTs and selling them as "art" 🤖💰. “Invest in cringe” will be the new market trend, and the stonks will be *totally* through the roof! 🚀💰 Like and share if you’re ready for AI to roast YOU! 😂🔥