
"Facebook wants your selfies to create stories 😳📸, but privacy? Nah, just vibes fam. 🤡💀 #NoCap #Seethe"
🎉💥 *BREAKING NEWS*: FB’s new AI tool is out here begging for your 📸 like a toddler in a candy shop! 🍭👶 “Upload your pics so we can create the *BEST* collages of your life,” they say. But hold up! Is this a creative tool or just an elaborate way for Zuck to get his hot little hands on your darkest secrets? 🤖👀 **Privacy Concerns? Nah!** The new pop-up message reads like a DM slider from your ex: “Heyyy, can we use your photos? Pretty please?” 😳🚫💔 Owners of the privacy Danganronpa are *seething*! And what's the AI’s response? 🤔 "Just a little data mining, no biggie! #Stonks" 💰 *Leaked quote* from a “Meta Developer”: “If we can’t track your life, how will we recommend that melty cheese sandwich you posted three summers ago?” 🥴 *Meanwhile,* your inner scroll-stopping guru: "Do I want a collage that screams 'living my best life' or 'this is fine' while surrounded by flaming memes? 🔥🚀" **HOT TAKE:** By the end of 2024, FB will just be an AI-powered collage of every moment you thought was “private” - better grab your tin foil hats, fam.👒💀 But hey, if you can’t share your cringe online, what's the point? 🤡💥