"Facebook said 🚫 to ICE-stalking; gov dropped the 'Yo, chill' email. Cringe or based? 🤔💀 #Drama"
🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT🚨: Meta’s new game is “Hide and Seek with Accountability” 🎭✨! Just when you thought Facebook was done serving spicy tea, they whip out the flaming hot drama with an “oops, we removed that doxing page” 🥵💀. 👮♂️📉 So, the feds slid into Zuck's DMs like, “Yo, pull that page or we’ll turn your servers into paperweights.” And just like that, a whole group dedicated to tracking ICE in Chicago vanished faster than your hope for a decent TikTok algorithm 😂🚀. 📜 In the words of a *totally real* Meta developer, “We can’t have people exposing ICE agents like it’s an episode of ‘Gossip Girl’. That’s not a coordinated harm, that’s just bad ratings!” 🔥🙃 Anyway, with Apple and Google giving ICE-tracking apps the boot, it’s a full-on “this is fine” meme moment ☕🔥. How about we just let the government track our pizza orders instead of tracking people? 🍕👀 **Hot Take**: If Meta keeps removing pages like this, they might as well change their name to “Meta-morality” and start selling “freedom” in 30-day subscriptions. Buckle up, fam. This chaos is just getting started! 💥💰#StonksToPrivacy
