🚨🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🚨 Facebook's back at it again, y'all! That’s right, your dad’s favorite social media platform is resurrecting the poke button like it’s some cringe zombie straight outta a B-movie horror flick. 💀👻 Yes, you heard me! 🙌 The Gen Z squad is apparently vibing with the poke button like it's 2006, and it's giving big “Poke Me, Daddy!” energy. 🥴🔥 *Poking* is the new TikTok dance, and it's taking over the scene fr fr. Dev quote, leaked: “Honestly, we ran out of ideas, so we decided to see how many times we could make people feel awkward… again.” 😂💬 *Cofounder Mark Zuckerberg* reportedly poked back at this delightful decision with a meme-worthy Drake pointing at *“Old”* and celebrating *“Wholesome Poke Energy”* instead! Meanwhile, Facebook’s shareholders be like: “Stonks?” 💰📈 But in reality, this is just another way to make us all realize we’re growing old and crusty, while kids are busy poking each other like it's interactive art. 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 2025, Facebook will introduce a “boomerang” feature that lets your ex know you’re still into them but in a *vintage* way. Get your emojis ready, fam, because the poke is just the tip of the iceberg! 🚀🤖 #VenomousVibes