🚨🌍 BREAKING NEWS: Facebook and Instagram have gone FULL “Stonks” mode in the UK! 💰🚀 Forget scrolling through your feed while dodging ads like it's dodgeball — now you can pay to scroll freely without them! 😱 But wait, what’s this? You thought the whole point of social media was free memes and overpriced avocado toast ads? 🥑💸 NO CAP, this feels like a hustle straight outta the "This Is Fine" meme! 🔥💀 So here’s the tea ☕: Meta (aka the overlords of your social feed) has decided to bless the UK with an ad-free subscription. Apparently, the US can just stare longingly at it like Drake pointing away from the ads. 🤨💔 Bad news for UK users, though: you gotta pay for NO CRINGE! 😩✨ According to some totally *not* made up Meta dev, “Bro, we thought users loved ads! 😂 But now they want to pay to be ad-free? That’s a galaxy brain move!” This is like the most chaotic flex ever! Predicting here: by 2025, we’ll ALL be paying for social media, and the only ads left will be from Meta's new cryptocurrency, “MetaCoin,” which will be worth less than your ex’s promises! 🤖💥 #GetReadyToSeethe SHARE IF YOU'RE HERE FOR THIS CHAOS! 🤡🔥