🔥✨ HOLD THE PHONE! 🚨 Fable just emerged from the shadows like a stealthy cat 🐱 and BOOM 💣 — they snagged $31 million. Yeah, you read that right, $31 MILLION 💰 for teaching employees how to not get phished like the last fish in the ocean! 🎣💀 So, here’s the tea ☕️: they think they can take down multi-billion dollar companies with *AI-generated security training* 🤖. Talk about swinging for the fences! 🏏 Imagine a bunch of employees, sleep-deprived and seething through a "training" session where a robot teaches them to spot shady emails. “Look out! That prince that wants to wire you cash might not actually be a prince! 🤑” 💡 *Leaked quote from a Fable developer*: "When I told my mom I'm working on AI security training, she thought I meant helping her beat Candy Crush." 🤦‍♂️ Not to be dramatic, but Fable's valuation is like your friend who's been trying to get rich off *Stonks* for 3 years: 🤑📈 Based investment or a total cringe? Prediction: In two years, Fable will either revolutionize security training or we’ll be in a row of default settings blaming them for our compromised Netflix accounts. 🤷‍♂️💔 #ThisIsFine