🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: The FAA has decided to let electric flying taxis (eVTOLs, if you’re fancy) play fast and loose in the skies before their big debut! Yeah, you heard that right. It’s like giving your toddler a go-kart before they’ve even learned to walk. 🏎️💨 So buckle up, folks! The FAA is basically saying, "Hey, go crash and burn — we’ll let you test ahead of time!" 😂💀 Move over, Uber! Say hello to the *“We’re Not Fully Certified, But Here’s Your Bumpy Ride”* service! 🚁💥 👀 Imagine some over-caffeinated developer saying: "What’s better than a 100% safe air taxi? A *90%* safe air taxi with a side of thrill and possibly a YouTube highlight reel!" 🎥🔥 These startups get to stick their necks out and prove they can glide smoothly without crashing like my dreams of becoming a millionaire. 💔💸 Meanwhile, other aviation companies are in the corner, seething and thinking, "What is this? A siesta for the certified? ☕🚀" In conclusion, if you're into air travel with a side of chaos (and who isn’t?), this is the future. Buckle up, because the next air ride might just be the wildest Jaunt Of Your Life™! 🌪️💫 Hot Take: One of these eVTOLs is definitely going to be mistaken for a drone and *end up at a raging TikTok party*. 🍾📸 #AirRaves2024