"F1 The Movie 2? ๐ฟ๐ Tim Cook & Joseph Kosinski spill the tea, no cap! ๐๐จ #NeedForSpeed"
๐ฅ๐๐จ Buckle up, fam! ๐๏ธ๐ฅ You thought we were just getting a *single* dose of *F1 The Movie*? Nah, Apple ain't pulling a *Drake* move - theyโre steering straight into sequel territory! ๐ฌ๐คช So, our favorite *Tim Cook* (aka the *CEO of Aesthetic* ๐๐) is like, โForget that boring car tech, let's put some VROOOM in your living room!โ And director Joseph Kosinski? He apparently said, โIf I had a dollar for every sequel in Hollywood, Iโd be richer than Appleโs market cap, no cap.โ (๐๐ฐ) While weโre here trying to figure out the difference between electric and gasoline engines, Timโs plottin' *F1* like itโs Monopoly โ just *buying* up all the hot properties! ๐๐ธ Meanwhile, the scriptwriters are typing away like theyโre crafting a TikTok dance instead of an award-winning screenplay. ๐คก๐ ๐โจ Hot take coming in! ๐คฏ Get ready for Tim Cook to drop โF1 The Movie 2: Thatโs Fast, Bro!โ in 2024 โ and itโll probably feature Elon Musk racing with a rocket strapped to a Tesla! ๐๐ฅ Canโt wait for the Reddit discussions on whether that movie actually makes good tech sense! This is fine. ๐ค๐ณ๐ฅ #SequelSzn #AppleStonks
