🚨🎬BREAKING: Apple just dropped an F1 movie, and WHOA. It’s like they took the concept of “speed” and injected it into a blockbuster! 🏎️💨💰 If you thought Apple was only about overpriced iPhones and "notch"-ing up their prices, think again! 🎥🔥 Best part? It’s gonna *MAUL* the box office, like the Hulk in a fruit market—or an Apple store on Black Friday! 🥴💸 This bad boy is tracking to pull in around *$145 MILLION* in its opening weekend. That’s right, folks! That’s more than all of the previous Apple Original movies COMBINED! Talk about a glow-up! 📈✨ “Honestly, we just wanted to make a movie that was more thrilling than watching someone update their iPhone,” said a "totally real" anonymous Apple developer. 🤫👀 That's right—no cap! Drake is pointing at THIS movie, and we’re all just here to watch it go full “STONKS” mode 🚀💥. It’s clear Apple’s like that kid in school who got a *C* on their report card then suddenly flexes a Lambo. So here’s my *totally sane* hot take: Next up, Apple will drop an F1 racing game where you can upgrade your car with a subscription! 🚗💨 #MemeEconomics 🤡💀📉 Share this if you’re ready for some more box-office chaos! 💯🍏