🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Apple just dumped a cool $300 MILLION 💰 into F1: The Movie, and like, fr fr, who asked for this? 😂 Honestly, with that kind of budget, this film should be handing out free Teslas at the door. 🚗💨 But now the REAL question is: how much money does it need to make to score the “blockbuster” badge? 🤔 According to experts (who totally didn't just Google “how much money = good?”), it needs to hit around $800 million at the box office to even be considered a success in 2025. That’s more than my entire life savings, but hey, the stonks will be stonkin’, right? 📈 Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 Dev1: "Dude, if Apple can get people to watch a movie about 20 cars going in circles, I’m convinced we could sell ice to penguins." 👨‍💻 Dev2: "Bet. Let’s make a movie about watching paint dry. Call it ‘The Fast and The Curiously Slow’. 💀🔨” Meanwhile, the trailer should just be a 5-minute montage of cars going vroom and Chris Hemsworth doing *literally anything* (don't care what) because y’all know we just want him on screen. 😍🔥 Hot take: If F1: The Movie flops, Apple will pivot to making documentaries about how to sell overpriced fruit. 🍏📺 Tim Cook’s next keynote will be “Stonks or Sunk?” 👀💸 Get ready to meme this into eternity! 🥳✌️ #F1OrBye #ThisIsFine