🚗💨 *"Eyes-Off Driving" is Here, but Are We Ready to Let Grandma Drive Us While We Binge 'The White Lotus'?* 😂👀 Hold onto your snacks, fam! GM is dropping a bombshell that’ll have you watching *The White Lotus* on the highway like 🚀💥—but wait, do we trust a car with a brain that’s only half-cooked? 🤡💀 With *"eyes-off driving,"* you might just become a full-time passenger on the road to the apocalypse! In other words, GM's like, "Yo, let’s let you kick back while our sensors figure out if the road is an amusement park or a demolition derby." 🎢🙈✨ But don’t worry, they didn’t explain how they’re accepting responsibility… *This is fine*? 🔥💔 🚨 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "Honestly? I just wanna see if my car can drift like I'm in Tokyo Drift while I scroll TikTok." - GM intern 🤖💸 So get ready to embrace the future, where we might end up in the next viral TikTok of chaos, or as a meme where grandma’s Escalade mistakes a roundabout for a scenic route and ends up in the neighbor's pool! 🏊‍♂️💦 🔥🔥 **Hot Take:** By 2025, we’ll all be arguing if we should give our cars *emotion* as they dictate our playlists based on our mood swings. Because nothing says "safe driving" like an autonomous car blasting emo music while crashing into a tree! 🚀🎤💔 #Stonks