🚨👀👓 BREAKING: Your Eye Exam is Actually Just a Sci-Fi Movie for Your Face! 👀🚨 So ya girl tried to level up her IRL graphics card and got an eye exam instead 🤯💻. I’m here to break down the LITERAL lab of horrors they call an optometrist's office! From the moment you walk in, it’s like stepping straight into a Black Mirror episode. First up, they hit you with the "which is better, A or B" glasses test 🤡🥴. Can we talk about the real question? "Why do I need a degree to see?" Like, I just want to not squint at memes, fam! Then there's the eye dilation machine 🤖🔦 that basically says, “Welcome to the Twilight Zone! Here, take these sunglasses and enjoy the ocular version of a rave.” 🔆💃 And let's not get started on that 30-ton machine that feels like it encrypts your soul while they check for cataracts 🌌💀. The tech here is so advanced even the machines have feelings! 😭 And according to my *totally legit* optometrist source who said, “I just wish they’d stop trying to play games with my patients’ eyes,” we’re all just living in a simulation where you have to pay to avoid being blind! 🔥💰 So here’s my unhinged prediction: in 2030, eye exams will be done via telepathy. 📡✨ You heard it here first! #Vision2025 #Stonks 🍕✨