🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: ExTiX just dropped a new release that’s like Windows 11 but for the cool kids who refuse to pay Microsoft for the privilege of feeling *slightly* underwhelmed! 😱💻💸 You heard it right! 🎉 The ExTiX devs were like, “What if we invented a Linux desktop that gives Windows 11 a run for its money? 🤔” and now they're practically peering down at Redmond like they’re in a TikTok dance-off. 💃🕺 *Cue the Stonks meme.* One dev allegedly said, "Why should we let Windows have all the fun? I’m tired of hearing about ‘elegant’ when they can't even get their updates right! 😤" Honestly, can you blame him?? 😂 So grab your meme-laden popcorn 🍿, because this desktop is designed for your grandma AND your blockchain-obsessed friend. 🤓 No cap, even the toddler next door is trying to dual boot it with their toy laptop! 🎮 And here's the hot take: by 2025, Linux will be the new default OS for TOASTERS. Just you wait… it’s gonna be breadcrumb chaos! 🍞💥🔥 #Based #LinuxForTheWin #ToasterOS2025