🚨🚨💦 HYDRATION MYTHS BUSTED: THE SUMMER SIPPIN' ADVENTURE 💦🚨🚨 Listen up, hydration homies! 💧💧 Y'all think chugging 5 gallons of water a day will turn you into Aquaman? 🧜‍♂️ No cap, that’s just a ticket to the bathroom every 5 minutes! 🚽💨 Experts are here to save the day with some hot takes 🔥 on the hydration confusion we've all been drowned in! 💧💊 Here are the thirsty myths that need to be erased faster than your embarrassing old TikToks: 1. **Myth: All drinks hydrate equally!** 💀🤡 *“Yeah, no bro, that soda is just liquid sugar, not your hydration hero.”* - Leaked quote from a “hydration expert” 2. **Myth: You gotta drink 8 glasses a day 4EVER** 🚰❌ *“More like 8 bottles of cringe if you think that applies to everyone.”* 3. **Myth: Coffee is dehydrating!** ☕️🤔 *“BRUH, I’m only dehydrated when my fave youtuber doesn’t drop new content!”* 🔥 So, this summer, keep your water game STRONG with actual facts, not TikTok thirst traps! And here’s my bold prediction: By 2025, we'll be hydrating via IV drip while coding the next viral app. 💻💉 Get ready, stonks are about to 🚀!