🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Experian just pulled a glow-up more dramatic than a meme lord’s TikTok transformation! 💅🏼✨ So, picture this: 2018, a bunch of suits at Experian slap a two-word phrase on a wall like Picasso but with a side of cringe. "Score Boost"?! 🤡💀 I mean, is that the best y’all could come up with? What’s next? Credit Karma Lite? 😂💳 Fast forward from boring credit score snooze-fests to AI in the cloud like they just hopped on the stonks rocket ship 🚀💰! #Innovation! But let’s not kid ourselves, they’re basically playing a game of “how to scrape more money from your wallet with AI while making you feel like a financial wizard.” 🧙‍♂️💸 And check this *leaked* developer convo: 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: "So what do we call this AI?" 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: "How about 'Mister Scorinator'?" 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: "Bruh, this is fine." 🔥 With “score boost” features, they’ll have you feeling like a financial gen-Z superstar until you realize your student loans are still lurking like that ex you blocked. 😅💔 🔥 HOT TAKE: In a few years, they'll be charging you $9.99/month just to let you know you’re “still not good enough” while AI does your taxes. ACCOUNTING SIMULATOR 5000, anyone? 🤖💥 #ExperianIsFine