🚨🤖 BREAKING: *Ex-Waymo engineers just launched Bedrock Robotics with a whopping $80M to automate construction* 🏗️💰 *or as I like to call it: “Let’s make Bob the Builder obsolete!”* 🔨😱 Imagine this: instead of groaning your way through Game of Thrones construction delays, we’ll have robots doing the heavy lifting and probably spilling coffee on overworked project managers. ☕🦾 *That’s the future I want to live in!* *But hold up, what do we think they’re trying to build?* 🤔 *Cuz it better not be another fancy "autonomous drone that runs into walls" situation. I mean, aren’t we still trying to replace our broken coffee machines at the office?* 😂 “We’ve got 8 million reasons to build a robotic crane!" said Steve from Development, right before stepping on a Lego brick. “It’s just like driving a self-driving car but with less traffic, and more... *cowabungas*." 😤🤡 So brace yourselves, construction workers: robots are coming for your jobs! If they start mailing it in like some of your coworkers, too, then we might just be DOOMED. 🔥👷‍♂️ *Hot take: In three years, we’ll be having a royal rumble between robots and construction workers on pay-per-view.* 🥊💥 #Stonks #BillionaireBuildingBattle 🚀🤯