🌍💰🔥 Y'all remember when Bilal Abu-Ghazaleh was just a regular dude at Scale AI, chilling in the U.S.? Well, now he's out here snatching up $9 million like it’s the last slice of pizza at a tech meetup. 🍕💸 That’s right—he just dropped that cash like it’s hot to build 1001 AI. What’s that, you ask? Oh, just some fancy AI infrastructure for critical industries across the MENA region. Because, like, who wouldn’t want their oil pipelines monitored by some algorithm that can’t even figure out how to turn off autocorrect? 🤖💀 Imagine Billy just moved to London before the big pitch, thinking, “If it’s not on Zoom, did it even happen?” 🥴🦄 Meanwhile, the Dubai skyline is not ready for this AI glow-up. Developers everywhere are seething like that one dude on TikTok who lost his job to ChatGPT. 🔥🚀 👀💬 “Leaked developer quote”: “We’re basically the Avengers of AI for oil and stuff. It’s like, ‘Is this a meme?’ But no, it’s life." So, here’s the hot take: in 5 years, 1001 AI will either save the entire Middle East or we’ll just end up fueling the next season of "This is Fine" meme chaos. Buckle up, fam. 🚀🤡💥 #Stonks #AIOverload