🚨🤖 BREAKING: EX-OpenAI Engineer SPILLS TEA ☕☕ on the AI Metaverse where Codex was born! 🚀💻 So, Calvin French-Owen—yeah, that guy who probably borderline lived in the office and played code Tetris in his sleep—just dropped some spicy 🔥 deets about his time 🕒 at the mecca of AI dreams! Can we get a big ol’ “based” on that? 💯 He’s like, “I left OpenAI three weeks ago” and I’m already picturing him dramatically walking out, cape billowing in the wind like a Marvel superhero 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️. The dude talks about culture, rapid growth, and Codex like he’s narrating a David Attenborough documentary: “In the wild, the OpenAI engineer searches for the perfect line of code…” 🐦💻💥 🧠💡 Developer Insight (totally not fake): “It’s a lot like a cult, but with more coffee and fewer robes,” said a guy wearing a tinfoil hat. 😂 Meanwhile, the engineers are just coding away, confused because they thought Codex was a new line of fancy protein bars...🍫😩 But FR FR, here’s the hottest take: the next Codex launch will include a feature that translates your dog’s barks into Shakespearean sonnets! #Stonks 🚀💰 Get ready for the AI takeover. This is fine. 🔥💀💀